It is said that women who play a didgeridoo will become infertile.
Well that’s great to know.
Today our Indigenous Cultures & Identities class partook in a demonstration of the wonderful variety. Ross, a Wiradjuri man of the Goana dreaming, came to show us how to play the didgeridoo, throw spears, and effectively launch a boomerang.
We quickly found that, if we were to find ourselves stranded in the treacherous outback desert with nothing but a bamboo spear and a boomerang, getting our hands on a kangaroo even just a few feet away would fail. And we would die.
Also, since I’m left-handed, I would require a special spear-launcher and a different kind of boomerang.
So I would die twice.
Oh … and … also … I’m probably now infertile.
I have added some proof below that, yes, I throw like a girl.
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